The first time I heard the word squirting it was coming from my cishet friend's mouth, describing a porn video.

For some reason, I've been always included in 'porn talks' by groups of boys despite my consent or not, but I think this is another topic.

I never watched a ‘squirting…

I was a naive 8-year-old, sneakily watching taped-off-the-TV video nasties round my friend Paul’s house, in the far outskirts of London at the fag end of the 1980s. That’s when I first lost my mind to the Nightmare on Elm Street series - and its razor-fingered star, Freddy Krueger.